The Legend
In the forgotten ruins of the Memeverse, before the chains were congested, The Whale Guru sat in eternal meditation. He is not just a whale; he is the Architect of the Pump.
Wielding the electric pill of truth, he has returned to Solana to cleanse the jeets and guide the diamond hands to Valhalla. His armor is forged from genesis blocks, his eyes see every transaction in the mempool.